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Sunday, June 12, 2016

Sex

Sex sells. There is all kinds of sex. We spend a good amount of time telling our kids not to have sex. But the "adults" of the world. Sex sex sex. Morning sex, morning wood, nooner or sooners, at night with the lights on, at night with the lights off, shower sex, floor sex, kitchen counter sex, outdoors sex, rip your clothes off sex, make love to me sex, quickies, omg are you done yet sex, pity sex, celebratory sex, back seat sex, where'd those bruises come from sex, first time sex, one night stand sex, fake it sex, wake the neighbors sex, romantic sex, wall sex, makeup sex, breakup sex, half asleep sex, drunk sex, surprise sex, married sex, group sex, do it yourself sex, ...
Sex decreases stress, burns calories, stretches muscles you forgot you had maybe....
So...ya... Moral of the story is sex... everyone does it, and everyone talks about it....

1 comment:

  1. You had me at sex. Its our human instinct. Many wars lost and won over it. Can we live without ??? Where would our sanity be.

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